"The idea was that into the first ship, the 'A' ship, would go all the brilliant leaders, the scientists, the great artists, you know, all the achievers; and into the third, or 'C' ship, would go all the people who did the actual work, who made things and did things, and then into the `B' ship - that's us - would go everyone else, the middlemen you see."
-The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

 

marauders4evr:

Thanks to iangalager, all I can think of is the Black family as the family from Arrested Development!

Just imagine it though:

Walburga’s head pops up in a fireplace.

Sirius: Hello?

Walburga: *Shrieks*

Sirius: Mother, you’ve got to stop starting conversations like that.

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Sirius: I think the reason you and I always fight is that ever since we were little, Father always played us off each other.

Regulus: Father said it was your fault.

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Regulus: I guess Mother wanted me to have something new. Sweet old thing.

Sirius: Only two of those things describe Mother.

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Walburga: Regulus is a nervous wreck right now! He’s joining the Death Eaters for God’s sake!

Sirius: You volunteered him!

Walburga: I knew you were going to throw that in my face!

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Walburga: I love all my children equally.

-Earlier That Day-

Walburga: I don’t care for Sirius.

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Sirius: Come on, Bellatrix! We’ve had some good times, haven’t we?

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I AM OF THE NIGHT

Greatest thing a character says about themselves, possibly ever, but definitely in ASOIAF (via thestarkalypse)

They say that the best blaze burns brightest, when circumstances are at their worst. 

(Source: studioghibligifs)